"Don't pull hair from nose!"
So say the Newark pundits
Wise in nasal hair.
Hollis of Newark!
It is not necessary
To instruct us thus.
There is no desire
On anyone's part at all
To annoy the nose.
"Safe, smooth, efficient"
Evokes thoughts of skin lotion,
Not serrated tubes.
Please cease and desist!
Keep the Klipettes far away,
Warehoused in Newark.
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9 comments:
Wow, what a lean, mean "modern invention." I wish they'd included a picture of it in use, don't you?
Needless To Say - You know, I'm kind of glad they didn't!
That's just so... sorry. I'm too busy laughing.
Hey c'mon! Nasal tress upkeep is a serious issue for some of us! These silken strands don't manage themselves, you know?
lol, that is totally hilarious! i actually know a couple of people that could use this contraption!
got lost in my thought and forgot to say have a great day my friend...hugz!
Tori - It really is amazing that someone invented this.
Patrick - Well, yes, but why resort to this sort of serrated thing? Surely there's something else one can do to cope. Like trimming with small scissors. Carefully.
PJ - And yet they never really explain, do they, how one does use this. I am still trying to imagine...
If I send not one, but two, dollars, can I get them to promise to never, ever bring their instrument of nasal torture anywhere near my house? ;D
Thank you very much for your sweet well wishes, my friend. You're such a dear soul!
Big hugs,
♥ Jessica
Jessica - It would be worth any amount of money to NOT have that thing anywhere near one!
I hope you're all better, am going to go check on you, virtually, right now :)
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